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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 68 points 4 days ago (12 children)

The second someone wastes their time in your post history you've already won

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 74 points 4 days ago (30 children)

Sometimes you see a wild political take on Lemmy and you open their profile and see them praising Russia and China.

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Whats wrong with chinese food? Is it not suculant and delicious?

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ooh, that's a nice headlock, sir

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

You know your judo well.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You don't even need to open their history – you just look at their instance. I love Lemmy.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

Oh that? That's just .ml

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Sometimes? Often, lol.

Pretty sure some bingo cards have even been made.

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

I call it the tanky check.

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[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 41 points 4 days ago (15 children)

I don't know if I'd go that far. It's one of the easiest ways to identify troll behavior. Sure going through and analyzing every post is insane, but being able to click on someone's history and see that oh they say stupid stuff for reactions regularly is pretty helpful. I'd also argue that it's helpful when people are making intellectually dishonest arguments when they have ulterior motives. Racist dog whistles for instance, when someone makes an argument that's a pretty obvious dog whistle and then claims they're just asking questions the Post history can sometimes help cut through that nonsense.

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[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nah bro, I remember that post where some guy was criticizing OP's cooking, so OP checks that dude's post history and finds how he drinks his own piss.

I'm pretty sure OP won that argument by just mentioning that

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They just wasted their time deliberating the opinion of someone who drinks piss instead of having confidence in their own abilities all to "win" an internet debate. That's not winning. At best they both lose

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A significant amount of the time it helps me realize "no, I'm not misunderstanding, dude is just a racist asshole."

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would argue that the second you get into an argument online with strangers you've already lost

Wait....

Fuck.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

This is the real answer

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

>go to history

>Most recent post is about mass downvoting

Yeah checks out lmao

Edit: hmmm can't figure out how to add green text brackets here

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You need to escape them, like this:

\> go to history

\> Most recent post is about mass downvoting
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

mass downvoting

There are accounts that exclusively downvote random comments. Not controversial comments, random ones. I have no idea what the person running the bot gets out of it.

Probably kids practicing their first bot or something

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

A false sense of power and control.

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[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I look to see if they are a troll depending on what they wrote. If someone’s life boils down to the need to win something in internet comments, they can have it. They got bigger problems to contend with even if they don’t see it yet.

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Whenever I feel the need to check the post history I now just stop replying and move on.

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