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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is ridiculous. How are you going to defend your back from ghosts while holding a cat with two hands? Obviously you need two cats.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Secure one to the front of your body and one to the back of your body with straps. Maybe one in each side for good measure. Cat helmet? Cat helmet.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

There was a "troll science" about surviving a fall that involved doing this.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao I have this

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Now we need a cat in a hat to protect your head!

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

You need four for each cardinal direction.