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[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 100 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wars are subscription based now. Instead of one massive and enormously expensive short-term conflict, you get a decades-long enormously expensive conflict.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Uh...How do I cancel? Tired of paying for this, don't want it, never wanted it.

[–] BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vote out the lobby groups pushing American politicians into war.

Oh wait, you can't. Your democracy sucks ha ha

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would the lawmakers make a law against themselves making a lot of money

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Referendums. Or riots. You know, whatever people are feeling.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

What the people are feeling:

an illustration of a guillotine

[–] BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

The people who didn't roit after finding out the president and his billionaire friends have been raping and eating their children would riot for this?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago

We have to lobby Israel so they bribe our politicians to do it.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

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[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With the cancel link obfuscated by reams of propaganda

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The unsubscribe button is just a placebo.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

If you try to unsubscribe you’re a traitor, and probably antisemitic…somehow!

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I suppose the Cold War was arguably one of these too.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You may only cancel once your banking account is empty and so is all the other ones.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

No worries - your kids can pay for it with Afterpay