World War 365
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2026
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Pretty sure they renamed it to Copilot
It’s basically the geopolitical version of releasing a game in alpha, getting review-bombed, then delisting it and relaunching six months later under a new title with 80% of the same assets and a slightly different trailer voiceover.
War as a Service.
I wonder when they're going to drop in loot boxes.
Just let Valve develop it
Great, now we don't even own the war, but we can wear a variety of silly hats!
Wars are subscription based now. Instead of one massive and enormously expensive short-term conflict, you get a decades-long enormously expensive conflict.
I suppose the Cold War was arguably one of these too.
Uh...How do I cancel? Tired of paying for this, don't want it, never wanted it.
We have to lobby Israel so they bribe our politicians to do it.
Vote out the lobby groups pushing American politicians into war.
Oh wait, you can't. Your democracy sucks ha ha
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AKA, the forever war, from 1984, where war is waged specifically to waste and destroy the product of economies, to keep the proles poor, and thus unable to rise up against their oligarchical masters.
We’ve always been at war with Iran.
They've been an imminent threat for decades now!
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When war is baseline, and peace requires an ultimate seasonpass to enable purchasing it as pay per view. Luckily getting access to the unaffordable housing dlc only requires purchasing the "falsely advertised tertiary education with no actual marketable skillset"...
Valve: WW Alyx
We've moved from waterfall through to an agile continuous-delivery world war paradigm.
Oh god, are we sprinting toward the downfall of civilization?
Perhaps. We’ll know when the authorities feel they Kanban books.
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WW Pro XL ™
Platinum Edition
Here comes the Cuba DLC
* Cuba Season
I knew Valve was behind WW1 and WW2...
WW s09e21The One With The Middle East (Part 7)
That's actually really convenient for managing shareholder value expectations.
Continuous Invasions / Continuous Deployments model.
It’s been that way since the1990s, no?
Cold war is out, perpetual war is in.
Pretty sure this is the plot of Metal Gear Solid.
“Windows 10 will be the last Windows you need”
Subscribe to the World War Battle Pass and revive your free military skin.
That all started with the rebranding of war as a conflict, i.e Korea. It worked, so we've been in conflicts ever since. No danger of world wars anymore.
What we forgot is that peace is the subscription model. The institutions supporting it require constant attention and care. Once you take them for granted and decide they’re not needed, that’s when the default, war, comes back.
DLC heavy breathing intensifies
A rolling distro
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