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[–] Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Have you considered applying for ICE?"

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Sure! How big is the ICE machine? Oh, you mean that ICE?"

Can I drive a Zamboni? Or or .. do I get free icees?