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[–] Ravell@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

My dad used to removed about immigrants taking jobs, but would swing by Home Depot to grab some Mexicans whenever he needed extra hands on a construction project. Conservatives are just hypocritical morons.

EDIT: Wow, this place bans the no-no synonym for the word "complains"? What in the seven nanny hells is that.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yup. They have to protect everyone from words cause that is really what causes all the problems of the world and language never adapts over time unless you force it too apparently.

[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

rant ? edit: ooh it's probably.. bitch, what a stupid word filter

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Find a better server.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

typical lemmy.ml

it's one of the "bad" instances alongside grad, hexbear, and (to a lesser extent and in a different way) .world

[–] Skv@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Crazy that the site designed just like reddit turns out to be just like reddit.

[–] Ravell@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I literally must migrated here to avoid stupid censorship 🥲

[–] Skv@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

But have you glanced at community/overall rules copypasta?