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Good thing I don't just eat the stuff by itself right out of the jar and finish the whole thing in a single sitting.
Oh god who would do such a thing!?! Next you'd tell me some people would scrape their fingers all around the inside of the jar and lick them making sure they get every last remaining chocolate of that sweet sweet nector of the gods. And even stick their tongue inside, making out style with the jar, making sure no more chocolate taste left 🤤
Couldn't be me
Loving the Matilda reference!
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All that sugar sounds like asking for a yeast infection.
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Once read a thread where someone was asking the best way to eat it. There were suggestions like on toast, or with banana slices. But the best answer—and the one that had me laughing in tears—was:
With your whole hand.