Kolanaki

250k isn't enough to pay for the therapy you'd need after seeing it.

Waste of food? Y'all don't eat your Easter eggs? And now that we are using potatoes, too, after the hunt just mix them together with some mayo, paprika, onion and celery and make potato salad.

I just hated how they were almost never actually unpopular opinions.

Social security is a form of socialism.

Do any of them other than the first two (Wolf 3D and Spear of Destiny) actually have Hitler as a boss fight?

I mainly used ICQ.

I live in the US and have been to Canada, Mexico, Ireland and Germany.

Only one of these places have I ever been randomly called a removed from a moving vehicle while just minding my own business on more than one occasion, and it wasn't any of the countries I don't live in.

Skeleton Drill Sergeant: "Listen up, worm food! When you see a living person you are to pull their hair up, but not out. Do you understand me?!"

A lemming fursuit.

Calling nVidia popular seems wrong. There's not much choice in this space and that choice is pushed further in their favor by anticompetitive bullshit.

People removed about the algorithm but it's actually pretty nice having things you're more likely to enjoy come to you than having to try and hunt them down with nothing but a very poor search function.

I want it to recommend me shit I would probably enjoy; I just don't want it to recommend me shit in an attempt to brainwash me with their agenda. Barring that, get a better search function. Utilize tags and categories. Allow users to tag others' videos because you can't expect the uploader to think of every possible connection it could have.

I want to like Loops, but it's 90% random nature shots that don't need to be videos and finding anything else is a PITA.

I once had a fax machine dial the wrong number and leave those modem sounds as a message, that was then attempted to be transcribed. I spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out the text it sent before I listened to the message and started laughing my ass off.