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Why the fuck would you drink another persons gasoline
mine went sour
Should've got some sweet crude instead
I think you mean it's been aged.
Gasoline has something like 3.5 million calories per gallon. That's enough to last the drinker a lifetime!
Have you seen gas prices? Why go out and pay those prices when people just deliver it to me in their cars for free?
you seen the price of gas?
I already finished drinking their milkshake
Never leave your gasoline unattended! Someone might spike it!
It's a siphon, sucking the liquid through the tube will get it started.
That makes it so much worse. Apparently you can't be bothered to drink like a normal person.
BEEJEREEEEEEWWEEWWWWWWWAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhoiooooooooo
Well im kot going to drink my own. Thats an investment.