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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Are we talking about American candy bars or European candy bars? .... because if it's in Texas, the child is going to have instant diabetes and will probably lose both their feet ... if it's in Switzerland, they'll probably break their fingers trying to snap that many Toblerone bars

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The tips of those toblerones will probably pierce their intestines

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The math problem simply states that Bob ate the candy. Doesn't matter if he broke his fingers in the process. He ate the candy.

[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

If Bob ate 29 Toblerone bars in one setting, I think it's safe to assume he's just chomping off each section straight from the bar.