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Anon awakens something (europe.pub)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well most water closets are tiled and can't be.jumped on at all.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it's tiled, though, it's at least duo-chromatic, right? I'm no expert on the spec for black water closets, but I'm pretty sure there some sort of vetting sequence. Maybe. Is there a commode doc around here?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ooooh, black water closets. Bouncy is my forte and I just assumed. How embarassing.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If my toilet moves, even a little, I change toilets.

And possibly pants.