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Shopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thief (www.bbc.com)

submitted 1 month ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure but also. If you see someone stealing, no you didn't.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on what and from whom. If I see someone stealing some poor bastard's car, I'm saying something.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah or a bicycle, leave peoples bikes the fuck alone assholes.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Found the dutchie

edit: not a nerve I expected to touch lol

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It a go bon?