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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

What's the problem? It's what Jesus would do.

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/s for those don't get dripping sarcasm.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Would Jesus pay around £1.50 for a litre of petrol though

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

He'd probably just change some water. In fitting with OP post, he's the "drink & drive" type.

EDIT: I can't tell if this joke is too subtle, or if it's just landed with a thud. Just in case it's the former, here's the explanation: Jesus is known for turning water into wine (the "drink" part), so I figured he could also change it into fuel ("drive").