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White supremacists firebomb another Muslim family’s home with three young children inside (www.thecanary.co)

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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

He'd probably just change some water. In fitting with OP post, he's the "drink & drive" type.

EDIT: I can't tell if this joke is too subtle, or if it's just landed with a thud. Just in case it's the former, here's the explanation: Jesus is known for turning water into wine (the "drink" part), so I figured he could also change it into fuel ("drive").