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[โ€“] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 97 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing pisses religious nutjobs more than telling them that God spoke to you and said you were holier than they are.

[โ€“] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago

"You guys need a priest to tell you what God wants? Why, he doesn't check in with you personally? What did you do to piss him off?"