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[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 73 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"Listen, your mon had a heatstroke. This isn't a demonic attack. It's common knowledge that this happens when doing hard work in extreme heat. I can't be with someone who's family believes that demons are behind common medical conditions. In other words: your family is insane and I can't date you anymore. Bye"

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How dare you sir, don't deny my faith! /s

"I'm not denying you faith. Go be crazy. I don't care. I just don't want to deal with it. "