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[–] Magister@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Klear@piefed.world 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Also, tried?! I use the Force to open those little gates in supermarkes all the time.

[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh it's you doing it? My dad lied to me saying it's electronics system. Thanks for your service :)

[–] Klear@piefed.world 10 points 1 day ago

Dads make up the silliest things.

[–] camembear@sopuli.xyz 2 points 18 hours ago

I carry people up the stairs daily. I lift parking barriers with just a swipe. I successfully pushed a cloud out of the way. I also control the flow of water from a garden hose. My force grip is too strong.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 21 hours ago

Stand on one hand and lift rocks with your special gift

[–] xSikes@feddit.online 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly. At least every time there’s an automatic door.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

They're called forcefields, did they teach you nothing?

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I want to upvote this multiple times