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Also, tried?! I use the Force to open those little gates in supermarkes all the time.
Oh it's you doing it? My dad lied to me saying it's electronics system. Thanks for your service :)
Dads make up the silliest things.
I carry people up the stairs daily. I lift parking barriers with just a swipe. I successfully pushed a cloud out of the way. I also control the flow of water from a garden hose. My force grip is too strong.
Stand on one hand and lift rocks with your special gift
Exactly. At least every time there’s an automatic door.
They're called forcefields, did they teach you nothing?
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