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[–] kalkulat@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And then there's the security question ... what's to stop their 'guards' from realizing that they could be living securely -without- the boss?

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think shock collars was the last answer I heard from billionaires. I don't think they think things through all the way.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Gonna be a tough sell getting someone to wear one of those.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Money-obsessed persons are not capable of understanding concepts other than money.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Why do you think they're so interested in AI powered robot dogs?

Obviously they have their own weaknesses but it's going to help prevent human-level coups.

Also psych AI to watch facial movements to check for disloyalty, (presumably at some point).