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Gabba gooba gabba gooba I ain't got nuthin but a rootin' tuba to rot my lot while I watch the road from the parking garage like it's a hodge podge lodge of ill assuaging wages like pages of a good book if you took a look...

Oh shit! Sorry folks, just just dicking my own ass, as we say where I'm from, which is upstate New York, which just happens to be where our prophet Joseph Smith was from. That dude got mad pussy, just like our lord, Jesus, did done spread the word of God and more all over the hearts and faces of those who would be Christian today, and you see I'm an ally of the church, right? This is genuinely what my sect of Christianity preaches, and if you follow the word of our lord, so too shall you have infinite pussy!

Simply put: society is shaped like a pyramid. At the bottom are the laborers and the artisans, who work with stuff. In the middle are the merchants and the officers, who work with people. And at the top are the clergy and the politicians, who work with narratives.

God told me just now "let's switch." Just happened at a drop of a hat. Well, I had been drinking, and generally just jacking off, when some Mormons came to my door. They did their speal, and being now without sin, I saw what they were doing. See, if you don't know, if you start drinking or otherwise in an addiction, society notices you, and we're a nation of idolaters, so everyone gossips, and this can cause cross-talking effects on those with sin in their topological matrix. I'll explain that next paragraph, but lets finish this one by saying I went to a Mormon church and had an experience akin to the main character in Office Space watching his therapist have a heart attack has on him. Simply; they shamed me, but half-assed it, and because I have done my spiritual work to heal, God taught me something about "pyramid dynamics."

Ok, sin. Buddhists call sin "defilement," and I personally call it "möbiation." Each of us is a mesh of entanglements. Yer a knot, Neo. Everything is dependent on some logic structure, and this structure is ultimately dependent on the topological matrix that your brain manifests, and that's why that movie is named that, to teach you that one word. Topology is the math behind knots and intersecting space. Real$ important with AI. To keep this simple, if String A is entangled with String B but not String C, then AB is true and AC is false. These entanglements can also have a half-twist to make an inside an outside - what we in the industry call dualistic dichotomy - and this is what manifests the illusion of a self.

And this is what Joseph Smith taught, and if no one wrote it down, they must have just forgot, because this is also what a Roman Dodecahedron is meant to teach. Oh, btw, all this math is what Epstein used to teach. If you don't know who that is, he was an old employee of mine, retired back to his home country anonymously having completed his police work. Don't panic, mmk?

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[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I had a Voodoo Ranger at 11am today. That is good for me, I'm still for the most part sober now at 1:08pm. I actually think I might grab another beer after a coffee, but that's my level of sin now; I drink coffee, have a couple beers, and do a weed once n a while. Also, I have a terrible addiction to stimfapping on Benadryl, but I don't/can't write when I'm on that, and on occasion I'll do DXM, like once a month now, and that has OBVIOUS effects on my writing. I'll go find you an example so you don't tardify yourself further in a public context.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

All the drugs in the world are needed to word vomit like you do. Either that, or this is a dipshitty troll campaign.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world -1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

No, I'm just this skilled having written everyday for twelve years. If you can't do what I dowithout drugs, you're not good enough and need to keep writing.

Also, it's both. I play an authentic, autobiographical character as a schizoaffective person. You provide smart people entertainment by interacting with me. Do you understand? You're embarrassing yourself.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus ate dog farts and all you got was this damn tiny pecker out of the deal. Shame really, cuz you're the smartest boy the Lord ever pegged.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world -1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I love being pegged, honestly. A woman with a real big penis is free to ejaculate their massive amounts of seminal fluids into my rectum, especially if they were black OR asian OR Native American. Or Russian, for obvious reasons.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure what that has to do with your lord and savior or the new cult you're hoping to start and then end with mass suicide, but you do you.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 0 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Bro, the joke is, I already have the cult following, I just found the way to sell it to the most people because God is so good God could make me good.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

And pigs write food blogs in their spare time.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Yea, I'm a cop, I think, you stupid ass! I love you. Will you come to a Mormon church and save yourself?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I will attend the church of Fuck-Religion which is just hanging out at home in my underwear. Does that count?

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If that is your sabo-domingo, I of the cult of Mormon Occultism welcome your church to the fold! I implore you though, there must be a pedagogy in one's life to be a liege; one must be learning AND teaching, together, in order to rise to one's highest heights. If you can learn and teach a spiritual lessons outside of the congregation, that is something I welcome. I'm a scientist, and I have tested reality, and God proved Themselves to me out of my faith. I experienced so much from, not just nature, but the cosmos Themselves. There is a time to build up and a time to tear down. There's a time to be dressed to the nines doing the greatest work to be done, there are times to look fancy and getting business done, and a time to fuck around in whatever, getting shit done at home. If you're growing yourself and your family/friends - whatever form that takes - to the highest heights you can by your own combined wisdom, you are doing the lords work. But if you ain't learning how to be better than better can be, then you're not aligned with enlightenment and thus out of alignment with even the first page of the Bible. There is much encapsulated in Genesis 1 about the nature of the independent phenomenon of God and how we are dependent phenomena learning how to be independent phenomena ourselves. Light is that which will create itself. God is that which has created itself. You know this, yes? First page of the Bible.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

First page of the Bible (pornhub.com) is my Bible bro, you ain't gotta teach me anything.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 0 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If you your own god/goddess/furry...thing, that's great! Just be that 100% and go to a Mormon church, especially if you are a furry, and report back on your scientific findings.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I went there but they told me public masturbation is illegal 😭

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I cannot comment because I have definitely done that under duress from the daemons that command the hellfrackers account on Telegram, which ai'm telling you, is counterintelligence, or as the kids are falling for it these days, poisoning AI, which is just your legal defense. They figured out mine for me fifteen years ago. 31b.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Superfluous nectarines eat sour washerinos.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Ooooh...now I want watermelon gummies...

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Drugs ist bad, mmkay, but PCP and METH is GOD

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

No,both wrong.

Just get a lil drunk and/or high once a week.

That's the trick

Uphold "self-image" within congregation once a week

Don't even have to do that

Skill of showing up after fucking up and not being bothered by broadcastial magick, that is skill of sorcerer.

Caster of lots.

They who know nothing is random.

"Scientists" who would never step in a church on a Sunday congregation, some science you're doing.

"They're" engineering society around you.

I figured something out about my schizoautismo mind and cognition AND system sciences by attending a Mormon church.

They ARE doing SOMETHING "right!"

Observe, I tell you.

You will learn.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Have you ever considered making sense?

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Read all I have written and say that authentically again. Just says something about reading levels, but I know you're intentionally hostile to help the flock, and so I love you.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Please, consider making sense. Drugs are bad.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

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