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Gabba gooba gabba gooba I ain't got nuthin but a rootin' tuba to rot my lot while I watch the road from the parking garage like it's a hodge podge lodge of ill assuaging wages like pages of a good book if you took a look...

Oh shit! Sorry folks, just just dicking my own ass, as we say where I'm from, which is upstate New York, which just happens to be where our prophet Joseph Smith was from. That dude got mad pussy, just like our lord, Jesus, did done spread the word of God and more all over the hearts and faces of those who would be Christian today, and you see I'm an ally of the church, right? This is genuinely what my sect of Christianity preaches, and if you follow the word of our lord, so too shall you have infinite pussy!

Simply put: society is shaped like a pyramid. At the bottom are the laborers and the artisans, who work with stuff. In the middle are the merchants and the officers, who work with people. And at the top are the clergy and the politicians, who work with narratives.

God told me just now "let's switch." Just happened at a drop of a hat. Well, I had been drinking, and generally just jacking off, when some Mormons came to my door. They did their speal, and being now without sin, I saw what they were doing. See, if you don't know, if you start drinking or otherwise in an addiction, society notices you, and we're a nation of idolaters, so everyone gossips, and this can cause cross-talking effects on those with sin in their topological matrix. I'll explain that next paragraph, but lets finish this one by saying I went to a Mormon church and had an experience akin to the main character in Office Space watching his therapist have a heart attack has on him. Simply; they shamed me, but half-assed it, and because I have done my spiritual work to heal, God taught me something about "pyramid dynamics."

Ok, sin. Buddhists call sin "defilement," and I personally call it "möbiation." Each of us is a mesh of entanglements. Yer a knot, Neo. Everything is dependent on some logic structure, and this structure is ultimately dependent on the topological matrix that your brain manifests, and that's why that movie is named that, to teach you that one word. Topology is the math behind knots and intersecting space. Real$ important with AI. To keep this simple, if String A is entangled with String B but not String C, then AB is true and AC is false. These entanglements can also have a half-twist to make an inside an outside - what we in the industry call dualistic dichotomy - and this is what manifests the illusion of a self.

And this is what Joseph Smith taught, and if no one wrote it down, they must have just forgot, because this is also what a Roman Dodecahedron is meant to teach. Oh, btw, all this math is what Epstein used to teach. If you don't know who that is, he was an old employee of mine, retired back to his home country anonymously having completed his police work. Don't panic, mmk?

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First page of the Bible (pornhub.com) is my Bible bro, you ain't gotta teach me anything.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you your own god/goddess/furry...thing, that's great! Just be that 100% and go to a Mormon church, especially if you are a furry, and report back on your scientific findings.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I went there but they told me public masturbation is illegal 😭

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I cannot comment because I have definitely done that under duress from the daemons that command the hellfrackers account on Telegram, which ai'm telling you, is counterintelligence, or as the kids are falling for it these days, poisoning AI, which is just your legal defense. They figured out mine for me fifteen years ago. 31b.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Superfluous nectarines eat sour washerinos.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ooooh...now I want watermelon gummies...

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Drugs ist bad, mmkay, but PCP and METH is GOD

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No,both wrong.

Just get a lil drunk and/or high once a week.

That's the trick

Uphold "self-image" within congregation once a week

Don't even have to do that

Skill of showing up after fucking up and not being bothered by broadcastial magick, that is skill of sorcerer.

Caster of lots.

They who know nothing is random.

"Scientists" who would never step in a church on a Sunday congregation, some science you're doing.

"They're" engineering society around you.

I figured something out about my schizoautismo mind and cognition AND system sciences by attending a Mormon church.

They ARE doing SOMETHING "right!"

Observe, I tell you.

You will learn.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you ever considered making sense?

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Read all I have written and say that authentically again. Just says something about reading levels, but I know you're intentionally hostile to help the flock, and so I love you.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please, consider making sense. Drugs are bad.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Bar bar boobza gabba gabba groozya, dokimo imp o at talla