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This is the most elitist shit I've ever read
I didn’t understand it until I installed a bidet.
Now shitting anywhere but Home Toilet and two friends’ houses feels horrible.
Same. I used to think wet wipes were the pinnacle of human civilization, now they're a distant second to the bidet.
It's not about the bidet.
It's about getting paid.
Bidets not being standard everywhere is a truly bizarre course for history to have taken.
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Toilet paper itself is probably one of the most “elitist” things ever, one of the bajillions of unnecessary capitalist contradictions, huge source of pollution, and unhealthy, but very profitable so status quo it is