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Maybe they should try typing
With their fingers? Like they use to wipe their butts?
At the end of Idiocracy, they showed hoses pulling water out of toilets to water plants.
To extend the joke, I'm picturing devices strapped to people's asses to let them type by wiping their butts.
We know better today, though. Our narrative will simply end on flames.