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Neighbourhood kid who just learned to ride bike now logging 14-hour shift delivering Uber Eats
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"Gotta work off these student loans," the precocious seven-year-old told reporters. "That $390k I owe to the Sycamore Elementary School ain't gonna pay itself off!"