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Remember when Jesus freed the slaves of Jerusalem? What a badass section of the Bible
Oh wait no that never happened. In fact, Jesus never even spoke negatively about slavery.
Bummer.
But sure, I guess other than completely ignoring the concept of owning a person in the same way you own oxen, he really wanted everyone to care about one another.
Jesus' dad was pretty adamant He owned everyone.
Yeah. Committed a whole fucking lot of genocide too.
And the reason? Petty fucking jealousy. From a supposedly all powerful god.
Leslie's auntie's sister's daughter was very clear
Where is a nunnery when needed?
That's because slavery in that culture was not what we think of when we think of slavery today. There are numerous passages throughout the Old and New Testaments detailing how slaves were to be treated with the utmost respect, which was otherwise unheard of in antiquity. To give just one example:
– Deuteronomy 15:12-18
[a]: Or sells himself
[b,c]: Or servent. The Hebrew term ébed is used to describe a wide range of socioeconomic roles. (The Greek word doulos in the New Testament is similar, as in Colossians 4:1.)
God wanted them to be treated as family. It was basically a structured mutual aid partnership.
Criticism without research doesn't mean much.
also note, these the rules are for hebrew slaves
Oh yeah that's right. Different rules for Hebrew slaves.
Oh I'm sorry is that quote supposed to make slavery seem ok?
Guys it's not a big deal because the Bible had rules about buying and selling humans for labor and profit.
Except you skipped Exodus 21:20
Fuck right off with this "slaves were meant to be treated like family" revisionist bullshit
I'm sure you need to tell yourself that to feel ok about your hateful, awful, vacuous religion, but it's insultingy ahistorical.
Even your own fucking book doesn't agree
Does your family also have a clause where if they get pregnant, you get to own and enslave the offspring? Wow super family like, guys (see edit below for text of Leviticus 25:44-55)
Your reply frankly disgusts me.
Without research... Sure you want to go there bud? Sure you don't want your disgusting beliefs strewn about this public forum for all to see?
I bet I know more about it than you do. The thing is, I'm also familiar with (like actual, real) history so I'm aware of what slavery actually was like in those times. Not through the mouth of a lying, destructive, bigoted book. But you have no interest in that do you?
Time to go back to your pastor with some questions, big guy.
Edit:
Here's the verse to backup the clause I mentioned above:
Leviticus 25:44-55
Fucking gross. "Don't treat one another ruthlessly, however, you are allowed to rape your slaves and then own their children"
Oh now hold on, the verses you quoted were missing some context. Let me add some:
Exodus 21:3
So you can rape your slaves and then own the offspring. Why would you choose to leave that part out and then call me uneducated?
And as the other comment said, this is specifically about Hebrew slaves. Which is interesting since the other verse I posted seemed pretty clear about picking up slaves in conquered lands (fucking ew).
So not only is it evil and gross, but there is a double standard.
But that said you're still allowed to rape them and enslave their kids, so Yahweh truly is fair.
Edit: I just saw the part about how the relationship between a slave and their owner was like a mutual aid relationship. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
I tried to give as much context as I could without creating an absolute wall of text, which is why I didn't quote the entire chapter. If you're not earnest about continually trying to learn more and identify your own biases, that makes me really sad, but I'm not dumb enough to think I can change your mind. I'll try to provide some context anyway, for anyone else reading your comment.
Nowhere does the Bible condone rape. Period. Such behavior is always very clearly defined to be sin that must be atoned for, including by stoning when called for. (See the latter half of Deuteronomy 22 for a good overview.) Arranged marriage was a thing in the Old Testament, but the framework was very strict to avoid abuse.
Yes, rules for non-Hebrew slaves were different from Hebrew slaves, but the standards for how they were to be treated were still higher than elsewhere.
Any competant philosopher, historian, or sociologist will tell you that you can't judge past cultures by the morals of today. Yeah, picking up slaves from conquered lands today would be considered barbaric, but that's not the culture they lived in. Lots more I want to say about how that changed in the New Testament (Galatians 3:28, etc). But again, I don't like walls of text in comments. I'm happy to answer DMs all day long.
Where did I call you uneducated? If that's what you got, I can assure you it didn't come from me. You are free to believe what you wish, I can't nor would I ever wish to force you.