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submitted 3 days ago by gigaqps@lemmy.world to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fake because it wasn’t really a bottle of ranch.

Gay because it was really a bottle of jizz.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don’t think they had the logistics or project management skills to knock out a nut bottle in time for a party.

[–] gigaqps@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Could have used the pony jar

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Practice makes perfect