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Crazy Party Anon drinks a glass of ranch (europe.pub)
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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 69 points 3 days ago (2 children)

i believe this one

[–] dracc@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 days ago

'Tism strong enough to sound plausible.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago

it's just too relatable...

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 days ago

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fake because it wasn’t really a bottle of ranch.

Gay because it was really a bottle of jizz.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don’t think they had the logistics or project management skills to knock out a nut bottle in time for a party.

[–] gigaqps@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Could have used the pony jar

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Practice makes perfect