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[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

Big Clive has a teardown vid of one. With shhcematic.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U6djKryUgGQ

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We have one. It's the best thing we've got for our house in a long time.

Where did you get it? I've got a roommate who loves pigeons and I ran across this on AliExpress a few months ago but the listings I found were expensive and the reviews said they were cheaply made and didn't work well.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 52 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I've got one of these that my grandma made for me when I was 7. She used to go scavenging for dead animals in the local parks for taxidermy purposes and she made me one with various parts she found of Cardinal, Robin and squirrel paws. It's the cleanest soap dispenser I've ever used and now that I'm almost 50 I still use it every day. My wife hates it because it's old and falling apart so I told her when she dies I'll have a taxidermist turn her into a new one.

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can't just say that without providing a photo

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Camera hasn't been invented yet where I'm from

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago

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[–] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

A simple resin bird will do 👍

[–] SayJess@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Pics or it didn’t happen.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

Yes. This is needed badly.

[–] Doug@piefed.social 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SayJess@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

No I want the one that says "Ketchup" with a picture of grapes on it.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

During the pandemic, I ended up with multiple large bottles of green hand sanitizer, so I 3D printed various animals and a nose with a nozzle design jammed in them. My favorite one was a pig that squirted from its nose.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

this really tingles the cloacae.

[–] sachamato@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I need this urgently

[–] BioDriver@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Being in your mid 30s means you have the cash and freedom to buy whatever you want