ICE is another republican “make work” jobs program with ZERO return on investment. These kids should be part of a federal workforce repairing our crumbling infrastructure, something that provably has a return on investment for taxpayers.
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Negative return on investment. ICE teaches people to break up society, rather than come together to improve it.
Not to mention it craters immigration.
While that may seem... obvious...
A whole buch of economic processes blow up without an influx of immigrants.
Tourism. Real Estate. Agriculture.
Its not shooting yourself in the foot, it's shooting yourself in the balls and dieing from severing your femoral artery.
MAGAs love to destroy industries that employ regular people. Florida had a program that offered financial incentives to the film industry for Florida productions, and the industry had spent billions in Florida, and employed over 100,000 people.
Convicted Criminal Rick Scott became governor of Florida, and unilaterally cancelled the program, saying that he didn't want to reward or encourage "Liberal Hollywood."
So, Georgia rolled out the RED State carpet, and today the industry annually spends billions there, instead. They weren't too Red to invite and encourage job growth for their citizens.
Thanks Florida Senator Rick Scott. BTW, nothing makes him angrier than threatening to prohibit insider trading for members of the Senate. He loves that perk sooo much.
Deploying the Donald Youth now eh?
It's actually the Pedo-Shitler Youth (PSY).
oppa mar-a-lago style
Sounds like a fanclub for Donald Duck 😂
They look like they missed their chance at carrying out a school shooting and now they're hoping to make up for lost time.
Shitler youth
They like em young, dumb, and full of naively believing the game is zero sum
Believing that life is a zero-sum game may help create the very scarcity and hostility that the zero-sum mindset expects from the world. To create a different reality, perhaps we must first choose to play a different game.
Yeah, those two look like they should be studying for their civics midterms, not cosplaying jackboot goons.
Jeez. Here (germany, to disclose my "secret country" lol) it takes a hardcore weekend to filter out a handful candidates of like 200. Racists or dumb nuts have no chance. And then follow 3 years of training.
But then again, our cops are friendly, helpful and nonviolent (unless they need to). Never feared one.
there was an article recently of a woman who applied to ICE to see what the process was like. She wasn't going to join, just seeing how much they vet someone. welp they don't. she didn't even go through with ANY of the verification process, she didn't submit anything for background checks, wouldn't confirm if she would proceed with the hiring process....and they still offered her a position. So essentially if you lack any kind of ethics or morals it's easy money. no training, no qualifications, nothing. they just want bodies who are more than willing to be Nazi's.
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/ice-recruitment-minneapolis-shooting.html
She wasn't alone. She wasn't the only journalist to have that idea. I've read a few articles like that, and they are all basically the same. So much independent confirmation for history, awesome.
I would not have thought anything else from the mighty USA. This orange fucknugget is building his own private army. incredibly...
Morals too developed? Just recruit them while they're still zygotes!
Hitlerjugend. You Americans are developing very fast.
Faster than you may realize.
Baden-Powell was inspired to start the Boy Scouts when he saw the 12-15 year old boys of the Mafeking Cadet Corp assisting the military during the Second Boer War.
I thought ICE could not operate without their face masks?
it's the haircuts
Yeah I got that fluffy hair bro
Probably militia kids. Whole family is indoctrinated.
In their neck of the woods, this will count for military service:
"Did you serve?"
[quietly] "Yeah, I was embedded at MCO...Orlando INTERNATIONAL Airport. Saw stuff there I'll never unsee. I still get triggered by, uh, uh, mmmmickey."
"It's cool, man, it's cool..."
Maybe. I was referring to actual militia, not military. Indoctrinated into Proud Boys, Oath Keepers and the like.
I know, I just like running down these twerps every chance I get. It's like moral bullying. They absolutely deserve every bit of it.
But.. but... it's only the middle age that have a nut they need the bonus money for. Kids with their avocado toast and cocaine habits these days.
Where is "big balls" working these days?
Full time government employee. Ironic.
Article reads like AI
Maybe but... https://www.newsweek.com/ice-agents-laguardia-photo-young-sparks-jokes-memes-11734460
It is corroborated at least.
I believed it wasn't made up, but the text style just stank.
They're just teenage looking guys. It worked for 21 jump street, it will work for the secret police.
This article is fully written by ai I guarantee it
He looks young, but who knows. A guy I work with is in his mid 30s, but could easily be mistaken for a teenager.
Yeah, my first thought was these guys could be anywhere from 16 to 25.
People often think i'm 20 or younger and i turned 41