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[–] comador@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cold, soulless and without feelings; suits her personality.

Under rated comment my friend lol

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

She is such a disgusting person.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think she's just another robot, wrapped in the skins of the children the orange shitstain diddled.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

That makes sense. I've always thought she's some kind of demonoid alien but who knows.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It does bring me joy that she had to fuck the most disgusting person on the planet, and has to pretend to like him.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

has to pretend to like him.

does she do that?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

She barely even manages to not openly show disguise

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

She's gagging on diaper stench most of the time. She's miserable and she deserves it.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

*disgust

Demise is when you are wearing a costume

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Anyone else here watch "disgusting person make film" yet? I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to make it even and 1/8th if the way through this too rated "film".

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She seems a lot happier next to him.

[–] M1k3y@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago

Meet our new president, hes also controlled by Big Tech, but doesn't need to play golf every week.

[–] byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago

Probably pleases her better than her current one

[–] TransNeko@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

A girl's best friend. now with extra thrusting power and the ability to choke and/or pull hair.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Perhaps best of all, shitting itself is an optional feature

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Can also be programed not to rape children, unlike her husband.

[–] redbrick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is when a gold digger is done with gold digging, and just settles for a bot.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago

So... which one is melania?

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it was just showing what she looked like under her Terminator skin

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

a russian built robot.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Greetings! My name is Fisto. How can I serve you today?"

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

"What is my purpose?"

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It is meant to show Melania before and after her daily morning routine of having her living tissue stretched over her metal endoskeleton.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

And yet still more of a man than her current husband

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Cyberpunk future intensifies

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I bet it can walk up and down slopes and stairs too.

Probably the robot as well.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Side piece.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Happiest I have seen her since 2012!

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Better looking. Undoubtedly more intelligent.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

basically exactly like opening scene of battlestar galatiga, first comes the 2 cylon centurions, then trici helfer walks in like MELANIA did to meet the "human"

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've gotta rewatch that show. I've been on a B5 rewarch binge with my friends lately. I'll see if we can add this to the list next.

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mk.1 and Mk.2

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Can it also f*ck kids?