over_clox

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[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, I saw a video clip of him on that other site years ago. Apparently he had lost his penis due to some sort of infection, so he had doctors reconstruct a very spot on penis-like member using the skin on his left arm.

Sure enough, by the time it was fully formed and ready for transplant, COVID lockdown came along and his surgery was postponed.

From what I recall, dude at least seemed to have a pretty good sense of humor about the whole situation.

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oof, I can totally relate ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

My gut just wants beer right now.

Have an upvote ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Infinite money printer, obviously.

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'm just gonna learn from you and fart glitter. I'm pretty sure I can lose weight that way..

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Excuse me, I just farted. What the fuck did I just read? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Our dog is named Brownie, I'm not in any hurry to taste his batter.

Anyways, free upvotes for everyone today ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What ever did happen with the dude that had an artificial replacement penis made on his left arm anyways?

Shit, it looked like it was totally ready for transplant to its final destination, but then COVID lockdown came along and surgery was postponed...

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

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[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Following the spirit of my post, I would assume that toenails would no longer receive damage and would hopefully last through a person's lifetime.

Side thought, it would be nice if teeth didn't rot...

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dangit!

Have an upvote ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And teeth and a nose and all?

Why did you curse my imagination?

Fuckit, have an upvote ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Who is Will, and what did he do?

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I'll start by saying that I'd get rid of the need to shit. I'm pretty sure everyone can agree that it's unpleasant.

 

I'm sure this must sound stupid for many, but I never get any responses, until like 3 days later when I check my spam folder and realize my scheduled interview appointment came from some random server that got deleted as spam mail.

How the hell do people get jobs online? I've only ever landed a job in person.

 

I dunno, I have ~~sex daily~~

I mean dyslexia

 

Literally anything else

 

Literally anything else

 

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