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Baaaased
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Baaaased
Slightly differs from the actual comic, though.
"Give birth to Spring itself" and "hang on, Spring" vs "give birth to an actual living god - my son Darren here"
And ends with TEENAGE BOY: MUUUUM
Methinks it was generated. Shame.
I got the comic and the Alt Text from this mastodon post which specifically says the author does the alt text himself. I couldn’t find evidence of that though I didn’t look tooooo hard…
Hmmm, maybe they were going off an earlier script *shrug*
Entirely plausible.
It also says he's a "normal human teenager," which he clearly is not.
What better way to symbolize shagging in a kid-friendly way than an egg hunt? Look at all those little sperms go, trying to find the egg as quickly as possible after all being released at the same time?
mind🤯blown
It's a nice idea, but eggs were associated with the Christian Easter (Pascha in Latin, which is roughly the name for Easter in most countries that celebrate it), probably as a custom from Persia going through to what's now Eastern Orthodoxy and from there to Catholics/Protestants as a way to celebrate the end of Lent (eggs being prohibited during that time). It's still possible it was also Pagan and forgotten, decorating eggs is at least 60k years old, but its association with Easter was only (re-?) initiated through Christianity.
I love the passive-aggressive move of Ēostre intentionally getting Becky's name wrong in return
Vicky had it coming tbh…
Think of all of the millions that Christians butchered over this... then, they destroyed every single trace of any other religion, erasing centuries of cultural history.
Today, Catholics alone own over 170 million acres of land, much of it stolen from those same people, and they enjoy tax-free status all over the world. Horrifying.
That's not even a checkout line, so the man behind Spring is just there to watch the drama.
"normal human teenager" hmmmmmmmm
Was eoster really worshipped? I thought they were just made up.
Fun Fact: They're all made up.
🤣.
This will sound insensitive but I look at the Bible like I look at Harry Potter or Lord of the rings.
Be careful saying things like that, you might summon the wrath of the zealots upon yourself. Lord of the Rings fans are not to be messed with.
Nah. The bible is more like Robin Hood or Asterix.
There's some evidence Eostre (or Ostara, Austra, definitely Aušrinė in Lithuania) was worshipped, but the evidence is scant and mostly based on linguistic reconstruction by Grimm in the 19th century. There is evidence of votive offerings to the "Austriahenae" (a collection of matron goddesses) discovered in 1958, but little else.