I'll bite you even if I am not hungry.
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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Well, I'm into that. Please do!
bites you
Fuck whoever made violet08 leave
What happened to them? I remember blocking them because I couldn't endure all the horny posts
You aren't horny enough for me to tell you
No idea but I’m interested to find out
Same. And Mickey7 or whatever. I am all but certain they’re both young teen boys. They certainly imitate teen boys’ social media practices suspiciously well.
She came back, didn't last long. Like holy fuck.
This is why people don't hornypost.
Also duh, there's more to a relationship than sex. People acting like they just became enlightened.
OP, why is this a shitpost? Looks totally fine to me.
Sending this to my wife...
I'm also sending this to your wife(?)
I sent this to yo mama, and yo wife responded
(pick up eggs on the way home)
So did the mom contact the daughter in law, or how did this work?
I could be wrong, but I believe we are to infer that the poster's mother and his wife are engaging in a lesbian love affair?
Edit: Unless the poster is married to his mother, in which case they are the same person? So incest, in that case.
Same
…but I am.
That's called companionate love.
We evolved to have that type of love cuz being together with our partners longer (even without sex) meant our children will have higher liklihood of surviving.
But we also need horny love (called passionate love) to maximize spreading genes.
must be hungry then
Reminds me of an “ecchi” story idea I had where there’s a professional voyeur cameraman that’s treated women like objects his whole life, but recently come to know someone that he genuinely adores, and realizes he hates it when people objectify her or swarm her, and his favorite photo is just of her plain smile.
Is this a premise to movie??
As a single guy this makes me feel jealous & happy at the same time.