I read an interesting piece that said that they got enough "dad takes the son there to try to shake off that rainbow aura" traffic that a lot of the waitresses recognised the pattern and learned to be supportive. Unexpectedly wholesome.
Still less disappointing than visiting Dick's Sporting Goods.
In America, there are no big booba chicken wing places because private equity destroys all culture
and 
after learning this fact, trying to figure out any scenario in which a child enters the breasturant. i guess i don't know enough about straight male US culture, but i thought hooterinos was for divorced dads and for like bowling teams of middle aged dudes and such... apparently you can take your kid there so they can eat nuggets and ketchup while dad has an erection looking at university students' gahonkas

"The health inspector is here? What a fucking nightmare!!!"