"You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster"

Such frivolous spenditure will rot your money. Decay of your father's fortune and your child's kingdom. Begotten by weak flesh and temptation, coward from strength.

Even the homeless know to not show your power before you speak, or your trades will be levied against you.

Imagine not being able to tell the time by just looking up

Man, it is a shame you can't buy class because you could use some.

That's quiet an expensive way to look cheap

"mine was 5 bucks at goodwill, sounds like you got scammed, sorry"

I'd just start laughing and point at them.

good, maybe you can sell it to buy some human decency then

neat

"Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over."

So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter and gotten a tax break. Or you could have just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?

Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?

seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.

I can afford not to have a watch.

steals his watch

What is it for?

“I don’t mean to victim blame, but I try not to look like I’m worth mugging.”

I wouldn't even hide that watch up my ass.

So you are fiscally irresponsible and you are proud of it? Good to know…

"Yes, your fancy jewelry is very pretty. Good job."

Edit: after I stopped laughing, of course.

don't. make a "oh poor guy" face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don't he will be mad

Nice.

A lot of replies here still wander into sounding mad imo Instead, I would fake not getting the insult and just make them uncomfortable by saying something like "Wow that's cool :D" and then just move on. Sort of like when you acknowledge a child doing something dumb but they're so proud of it you don't want to ruin it for them.

Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.

'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'

"My wealth is in stocks"

Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I'd still be fine with who I was. Would you?

this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)

"Timex?"

That's not a very high bar, boomer.