I take solace in the fact that there must be minute traces of my own piss in there as well.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
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- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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And when you swim, you're swimming in Elton John's jizz.
Fuck, I need to get a pool!
I always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.
Maybe it all travels together so one person gets the full Marilyn before passing it on.
This is clearly nonsense, some people don't shower every day.
Every glass of water you drink is basically statistically guaranteed to have a free sample of hydrogen atoms that were once sold as gamer girl bath water by Belle Delphine
Don't whant to judge but: What a strange thought mate, are you OK?
No, I'm not ok. But that also has nothing to do with this showerthought
WHO ARE YOU TO ACCUSE ME
Just MM's pee floating around in our water supply the past 60 years? Nobody else's pee? What's going on?
Oh you're a people person eh? Name every people then!
Interesting train of thought. When you considered this, what were you doing in the sh... umm... You know what? Nvm. Just wash your hands when you're done.
But every time I wash my hands I get piss on them!
Reminds me of a thought experiment, which, with some assumptions, calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic "medicine" contains more Hitler's piss than whatever the active ingredient was originally. Y'know, in case the fact that, in quite a few of those, a molecule of said active ingredient corresponds to more molecules that are estimated to exist within the observable universe isn't enough
calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic "medicine"
You can't call it the final solution 😭
They knew
Which proves homeopathy. I bet you haven't been plagued with Marilyn Monroe recently.
It's likely that there's some water molecules that were part of her piss, but it's definitely not piss anymore
Boooo fuck you!
Also Marilyn Manson's. And not just piss.
We're also inhaling her recycled farts..
OMG yum!
Bill gates drank water that was filtered from raw sewage and I will never forget that.
Where do you think your tap water comes from?
From Bill Gates' asshole juice, obviously.
I am reminded of those water bottles that have encouragements to drink water printed on them. This could be a powerful source of motivation for some
My friends and I say lakes are Napoleon’s Urine.
Assuming 1.5 L/day for 36 year and Earth’s freshwater volume of 3.5 × 10¹⁹ L, that would be a concentration of ~0.00000000056 ppm, if perfectly mixed.
A 50 L shower has ~1.7×10²⁷ water molecules... assuming perfect mixing of her water in Earth's freshwater.... roughly 1 trillion Monroe-source water molecules per shower.
And now I am regretting my life decisions.
And I'm happy to do so.