i mean, a to-do list in a luigi notebook.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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Death note?
CEO Death Note?
Give me a whole box of those and i'll get started.
A box would save the world as we know/hope it.
Can you imagine the difference after completing just one Luigi List?
Isn't this basically the plot of Arrow on the CW, at least initially.
Yup, pretty much.
It's crazy to think you take out 7 billion of us and civilization as we know it is dead. But you remove 1000 of them and we all would be doing better.
Cool! I don't know about you, but I would immediately make a list of the top ten CEOs that I admire most and aspire to become when I grow up. Maybe next to their names, list dates of the next three public appearances they're making so you can maybe go thank them face to face for inspiring you?