Viking_Hippie

Was one or both of your parents very appreciative of the Brontë sisters, by chance? 😁

"If"? When 😮‍💨

I mean, at that point you might as well just cook them🤷

Now you're asking them to commit perjury - which is also bad.

Only if they get caught and punished for it. Laws exist to discourage bad behavior, which lying in service of justice isn't, so in this case breaking the law is the morally correct thing to do.

Like shooting a billionaire or the CEO of a predatory corporation.

I was thinking Penguins Vaulting, Oh Dear

Your MOM'S wrong.

Thanks, fixed it 😁

Then they'll need the knowledge and a decent poker face 🤷

ICE alleges that Martell-Lebron is really named Juan Carlos Baez and is originally from the Dominican Republic.

Yeah, that's almost definitely a lie.

He allegedly entered the U.S. illegally in 2000, ICE said.

And even if it wasn't, he's been in the country for a quarter of a century without causing any trouble beyond allegedly lying on application.

If those standards were applied to native born Americans, Washington would be a ghost town.

I haven't had the heart to tell her that the only appropriate way to treat vertical blinds like those is the Alien method:

Hawaiians soak them in cold water to take out the pungency

I bet they do the same thing with hung over tourists 😉