this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2026
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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago

I think your plate is overcooked.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

You know, it's generally recommended to, like, put a little water on the potato before you microwave it to prevent the plate from exploding from heat.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

wrap it in tinfoil before microwaving for crispy exterior

/s

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Stick a fork in it too so it'll carry more heat deep into the potato.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And attach C4 to the potato in case it gets any funny ideas

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Then just start punching the fucking potato.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

…of your kitchen

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Adding more water allows it to remain mostly water after nuking it to fucking death.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I must try this. Can you spare a nuke?

And they're delicious. So more water equals more delicious. It's simple math!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Not after I’m through with it.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I just put them directly on the rotating glass thingy

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Which prison are you being held in?

prison of my own mind

[–] Awtina@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Mark Watney shitposting on lemmy.

Sol-ly breakfast type shit

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 1 points 5 days ago

Shitposting his shit potatoes, even

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Mmm, communion wafer.

[–] Kaaskaasei@lemy.nl 2 points 4 days ago

That's a poisonous potato from Minecraft

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Be careful. I've heard macroplastics are getting into peoples diets.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Potato/potato

Out of vicodin too huh?

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This looks very interesting. What is this?

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 3 points 6 days ago

A cake that looks like a baked potato, a cracked meringue dusted in cocoa, and a frozen banana slice. 3/10 plating

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bro you need corn in your life.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Potat is lie, sush is lyfe

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Potato Clan is confident in its stature and is not trifled by your silly little claims.

Gotta go the happy family way man. We can get it all.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Is that a lunar crater model for a school project?

[–] Canajan@piefed.ca 2 points 6 days ago

Not microwaved long enough, hasn’t even exploded yet /s

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

This looks like a comet flyby.