Then dry an energy drink or caffeine pills.

Yeah, I drink coffee in part for the caffeine, but what's the point of brewing fresh coffee if not to enjoy a tastier way to ingest caffeine?

What you get: coffee that walks into your colon, flips a table over, and says, "Get up. We have responsibilities."

I need my coffee to bend me over the counter and ram it in dry.

Is it so bad to have both?

I mean plenty of caffeine AND a good flavor without .25 lbs of sugar and 50% half and half is pretty nice...

I'll take that cocoa and cherry one then, if you're not having it.

thats called meth

Caffeine is very slightly negatively correlated with darkness of the roast. Dark roasts tend to have less caffeine than light roasts.

Also, drip/pourover/percolator/press coffee tends to have more caffeine per serving than espresso-based drinks. The longer steep time extracts more of the caffeine, and serving sizes tend to just be so much larger to overcome the higher caffeine per unit volume of espresso.

So in reality, the lighter pourover coffee where you have the roaster or barista talking about tasting notes tends to be higher caffeine than the dark, densely brewed bitter stuff.

you don't get hints of cherry and grass until you have relinquished the mere desire for caffeine and ascended into true understanding of the bean

I don't understand... can it not do that while also tasting good? Is that not exactly what good coffee is supposed to be?

I want a coffee with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooong jacket.

You’re looking for amphetamines, I think

Coffee? I requested a car battery clipped to my nipples

Black as midnight, on a moonless night.

AND has hints of cherry and cocoa. Why not both?

Coffee should taste good. Why hate on coffee that tastes good? It's not even hard to find.

Just take caffeine pills jfc

People who drink mud for tough guy points are cringe.

Both can be true

I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.