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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My wench totally stressed me out a few weeks ago.

I was relaxed in my recliner on a Saturday night. Supposed to be admitted to the hospital for lengthy treatment on Monday.

She had 2 routes that she used when she sat with me or climbed for her window seat. This particular night, she chose to jump right up the side of my legs, she gouged my R lower leg. This resulted in a significant injury which now needed additional treatment during the early days of hospitalization.

That selfish bitch must have known that her favorite lap was about to disappear for a month.

Cat scratch fever!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

... its pupils are differently dilated.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also possibly brain damage

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Well they are an orange cat…

A wizard did it

[–] starik@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable

[–] Elting@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

[–] Dagobah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

This too shall puss

Negative feedback loops are key to dynamic equilibrium.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

True neutral.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

There is a perfect level of stress where you do your best cat food opening.