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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love it! I'll have the , , , , , , , , , , , and !

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You were supposed to say, "'s deprecated!"

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, just tried it, it doesn't move...

[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well, can I have instead of the , then?

[–] Solemarc@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I come from the school of "there are only 3 tags; form, button and div"

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Solemarc@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Input is an attack vector, better to remove it.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So the form just sends a blank request?

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The fact that the form was sent at all is all the input you need ofc

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

You can modulate binary through form submission. If you can't, you need to RTFM

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh. so like now?

Get out of here with that aside or main tags.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Love me some semantic elements! Great for accessibility. Show some love for our friends out there who need assistive technologies. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🩷 🙈🙉

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

The ministry of silly syntax strikes again.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

I'm from the old school, where wasn't a substitute for (which also was a bad idea).

[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm losing my attention span, please stop spanning

[–] Pure_Psykosis@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

How about

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy, and a fried egg on top, and,

Span

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Making websites in FrontPage be like…

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Sir that is a span Cruiser

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

We al love span!