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[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 91 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 33 points 3 days ago

Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian

[–] mrbn@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] hoch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Cobra turkey on tomorrow's jerky

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Canadian warcrime?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 55 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's easy, it's a don't fuck with that on a don't fuck with that. What's my prize?

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Don't fuck with that + don't fuck with that = 0 fucks given

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Stork on the Dork

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just imagine the 2 of them in a room together 😱

Moose Nonsense

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Dumb like a moose.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago

This is the most Canadian thing ever.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Geeses on Meeses

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Geese on a meese

Duck on a buck? Goose on a moose?

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Canada has been developing a new war crime technology under the ice.

moose already are powerful enough that they hunt orca. giving them goose wings and an extra goose body with a second, very goosey head gives them air supremacy as well as land and sea supremacy.

may moose god have mercy on us all

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

This is the most evil meat mech I've ever seen.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Mammal under an avian creature?

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago

Goose on a moose on the loose

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Moose: If I hold real still maybe it won’t bite me in the nuts.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The moose can fuck that thing up if it actually tries that.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

Mynd you, moose bytes kan be realli nasti

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

Bird on the furred

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's actually duck on a buck /s

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] grzgrz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Mack on the stack

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

this made me exhale quickly out my nose and smile

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Gander on antlers?

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I. Am. So. Ready.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Now this is an image I can understand!

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 2 points 3 days ago

Moose amuse-bouche

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago

Hare on a Bear

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Gander on the Antler

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

utterly unstoppable.

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At first I thought it was an Elk.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

Whelk on an Elk.

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Prig on the big

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