xkbx

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Kraft Heinz’s new CEO wants food giant to focus on value: ‘Consumers are literally running out of money’ in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 36 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Kraft realizes they can capitalize on how fucked we are

Still befuddled why she screamed perv and ran away in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 23 hours ago

It’s the only kind I have

Immaculate in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Love when emoticons get translated to emojis, I love the modern internet in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

I hope it's nice there this time of year it's a dream trip in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

woah, we got a situation over here

rulehio in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

eh, mediocrity is the true killer

Surely has a master's degree in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 84 points 1 day ago (2 children)

sigh I’ll never master the art of horny memes, this is artisanal

A cross-functional specialist bat in c/bats@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago

Blood in, blood out

i let u cum inside me. that means something, right?🥹 in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

if there’s no risk of pregnancy there’s no risk of attachment

How I’ve managed to only date women that are serious about birth control I think is the universe protecting me from myself

I had genital nullification surgery, Ask Me Anything! in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

from the superior cloaca

50 T of "game consoles" imported by Valve in the past week in c/steamdeck@sopuli.xyz
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You mean the metric system?

The m stands for tiMbit

I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU DID YOU SICK DUCK rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oh no! You’ve been visited by the SICK DUCK SUCKING DICK monster! You must suck 3.5 DICKS of at least 3 of your homies by midnight tonight OR BE VISITED BY THE SICK QUACKER

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I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU DID YOU SICK DUCK rule (europe.pub)
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No, it's not my time yet Rule (europe.pub)
 

I saw something similar being said by a teen daughter to her dad in a horror movie, let me tell you nothing scared me in that movie as much as that line

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I can't even tell what's Rule anymore (europe.pub)
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Rule you can still Pull like you aren't fat and old but mental illness presides over you anyway (europe.pub)
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The fear is rule (europe.pub)
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Rulers gonna rule (europe.pub)
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Rule: sometimes dead things should stay dead (europe.pub)
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Grulefith (europe.pub)
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I am compelled by rules you cannot comprehend (europe.pub)
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R Ronah Ruleson (europe.pub)
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Strength through Ruleffuring (europe.pub)
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hallelujah it's ruling mascs (europe.pub)
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