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[–] 104 points 2 months ago (41 children)

I take no complaints on that subject from people who measure in inches, feet and ounces.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    We adopted the standard. The boat with the official measurements sank on the way over, you unread swine.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (9 children)
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    [–] 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

    🤓 Technically there are septante, octante/huitante, nonante, but it's either considered local to some region (belgium, switzerland, etc) or old-school

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Four score and seven years ago...

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    [–] 23 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Nonante does exist in Belgian French!

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Quatre vingt dix nuts lol gottem

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Tough, though, throw, trough, thorough, through, thought.

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    [–] 18 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    Septante, huitante et nonante

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    [–] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I love having to use 4 words to describe the number 99 (cope)

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    [–] 15 points 2 months ago* (5 children)

    Captain Picard is French so he ought to be in a better position to answer the question than most of us.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Captain Picard and his brother were sent off to an old fashioned English boarding school by their luddite father that didn't allow them to transport home in the evening or weekends, thus their English accents (my head canon).

    Picard's brother became indoctrinated into the same fucked up luddite philosophy and didn't even allow 24th century fire safety technology in his home, leading to the death of him, his wife and his son due to a fire (actual canon).

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Just ask the Danish how to "calculate" their word for 90, and you will consider the French approach simplicistic.

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    [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    That is a proper base-20 heritage. May you live to six-twenties.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

    Brother, thats nothing, have you seen their vowels? Vowel chart is insane:

    And also they distinguish diphtongs(like ai in pain), hiatus (like saying pain but saying it like "pa" from "papa" and then "in") and even fucking glides so "ai" and "aj" are not the same 💀

    Edit: Fixed the image with LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 's help

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    have you seen their vowels?

    Just barely.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Did you say four-twenties? 🍁💨😏

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    [–] 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Lol wait until you find out about the Danish counting system, truly unhinged.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The celts counted in twenties, none of your roman bs.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Belgians are better at French than the French

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    [–] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Me in high school french:

    70: soixante-dix ohhh trippy, 60 10, why not start at 50, that's strange so 80 will be soixante-vingt (60 20) right? ... right?

    80: quatre-vingt 4 20's?

    but why 60 20 and then 4 20?

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    "French" does indeed have them, it's just that the French don't use them. Luckily the Belgians do.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    So do French stoners just tell each other "80 dude" or "90 everybody" if its a big party?

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