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cross-posted from: https://feddit.online/c/theonion@midwest.social/p/1919135/carney-to-rename-rest-of-great-lakes-as-lake-legal-adult-so-trump-will-never-want-to-to

OTTAWA – After Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario “Lake America,” Prime Minister Mark Carney announced he would preemptively rename the rest of the Great Lakes as “Lake Legal Adult” in order for the president to immediately lose interest in touching them.

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[–] OliveBrittle@piefed.ca 2 points 15 minutes ago

Being completely real here, the Epstein jokes are so overdone and unfunny to me that it's starting to feel like it's taking away from the seriousness of the crime committed.