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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

you mean the war started by the spoiled child state enabled by the USA?

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[–] Placebonickname@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago (18 children)

What exactly is this woman’s platform?

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

"Keep me in power and, more importantly, the spotlight"

She's an attention removed. Nothing more, nothing less. It's why she married her pedophile husband: he gave her attention when she was underage.

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[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I have no idea if she's just that stupid and only sees one move in front of her, or if she always knew but it's only now suitable for her to say the truth. (It's also possible it's both with these people.)

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A republican being anti-Fox News? That's a bold strategy.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I have heard some people refer to Fox News as being, and I quote, "liberal."

In fairness, these people are part of the MAGA crowd, so I assume they can't actually read and have no idea what the word "liberal" means.

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[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day or however the saying goes.

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[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago

Heartbreaking, the worst person you know just made a great point

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago

She has nothing. She does nothing. She just wants to be in the headlines.

[–] IEatDaGoat@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

I don't even know her motivation. She could just keep quiet and not shoot herself in the foot.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that her face?

Is that the sound of fast-approaching leopards?

Is it face-eating season?

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy shit, sanity from MTG?? WHAT PLANET IS THIS

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"We have propaganda news on our side just as the left does"

Greene claimed that since Carlson was fired from "neocon network Fox News, he has more popularity and viewers than ever before" and that "he unapologetically believes the same things I do."

Yeah, nah.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 11 points 1 day ago
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 22 points 1 day ago

And just whose fault IS that, Marjorie?

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago

Yesssss. Eat each other.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know, I was pretty adapted to this whole "dumbest reality" thing. I thought I had a good handle on it.

Now I'm agreeing with Bimbo Spacelasers on a political stance... I'm literally having an existential crisis to that.

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[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago

Daddy-Don sending military to assist teh joooos

"EvERY ONe IS BRaINWaSHeD! ... except me"

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