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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 47 points 1 day ago

That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Daniel Craig and Mads Mikkelsen in black and white, looking very handsome

Daniel: this better not awaken something in me

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 17 hours ago

Nutblows don't give you dat sweet sweet oxy

[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 17 hours ago

Ya'll have some weird GI systems...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 22 hours ago

Obviously weak bloods are excluded

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 20 hours ago

Do you do it again though?

[–] Shamber@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago

Interesting logic though 😅

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works -1 points 10 hours ago

that's because they asked to get kicked in the nuts by saying shit like "getting kicked in the nuts is more painful then giving birth"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think I've thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 14 hours ago

yyyyyeeeeeEEEESSSSSS!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (7 children)

While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. You clearly have never had an actual kick to the nuts if you think post workout soreness is worse. Like actually dude. Is this even a serious comment? It's so absurd to the point of trolling.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 21 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Kidney stones, those are the worst.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

I was about to say this. Had kidney stones. Would not recommend birthing a stone baby.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

one wonders why nature saw fit to give us pain receptors throughout the urethra, like was that necessary?
surely like a centimeter in would have sufficed?

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[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

You've never really been kicked in the nuts with any real force if you think any sort of non injury workout pain is even close.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them

Have you tried both?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

No, and this economy and political system, I wouldn't want to try out my mpreg fantasies...

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.

Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT :(

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't that the plot of "Predestination"? If I understood it correctly.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

How did I not know there was a movie about a time traveling badass trans guy? That looks fucking awesome.

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 21 hours ago

Infected road rash all up your right arm is so much worse too, and I imagine there's probably worse things than that once you get into spinal pain

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