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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 201 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

The fact it’s a three pack is just.. chefs kiss

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 109 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Woman want another child is called productive.

Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.

Where's the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn't be shunned, get your nut kicked today!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 99 points 6 months ago (6 children)

That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 52 points 6 months ago

So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That's really not helping your case.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If there's a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 11 points 6 months ago

That'd be part of why they're single, I guess

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

i understand how having a baby gets you a baby. i don't understand how that's a desirable outcome

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You don't need to understand that. You only need to understand that it is a desirable outcome for people who say they want another baby, not why.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] chrischryse@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

You don't HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you "have to" kiss your partner. But it's called foreplay and it's pretty common?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe between you and your mom /s

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[–] Flickerby@lemm.ee 64 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 18 points 6 months ago

Just be glad you're not a Huichol who (allegedly) tied a rope around the father's testicles for the mother to pull during childbirth to share the pain...

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I believe it's a hormone thing because otherwise nobody would have a second kid. Apparently the hormones kick in and make you forget the pain while also giving you a big hit of dopamine so that you connect having a kid to being happy.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)

There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They should be able to give birth no problem then.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Clearly this man is watching the most vanilla of porns.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Soulg@ani.social 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder

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[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

Daniel Craig and Mads Mikkelsen in black and white, looking very handsome

Daniel: this better not awaken something in me

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

This person has never been to a fucking kink party then have they?

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I’ve seen a video of a guy putting his nuts between 2 glass plates held together but 4 screws, 1 in each corner. The women proceeded to tighten the screws with a ratchet until the guys nuts were basically blue and he had to tap out.

Don’t ask me why I watched the whole thing.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] nfamwap@feddit.uk 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts

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[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

You gain pain, and if you are unlucky a slew of side effects.

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[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 21 points 6 months ago

To be fair there are men who are into ball busting. They would actually legit be asking to be hit in the nuts again.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 19 points 6 months ago

The logic is sound, but the math doesn't check out.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.

[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 months ago

Ya'll have some weird GI systems...

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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

There's things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size

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[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 8 points 6 months ago

I know it's supposed to be a joke but this is such a common but braindead take

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.

I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.

I mean now when we all talk about things we really don't know much stuff about.

[–] suburban_hillbilly@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you've never had a kidney stone — imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain. The one where your insides hurt in a way that doesn't even make sense (it does actually, but that is a separate tale) and you almost want to throw up. Or maybe you actually do. Good. Now imagine cranking the dial up on that feeling until it hits the same blinding intensity of the pain in your testicles during the moment of the injury. Now that you have the picture of the degree in your head, stretch that feeling from the minutes to maybe hours of a really nasty ball shot to the days and even weeks it can take to pass a kidney stone.

(Worst guided meditation ever)

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