I know it's supposed to be a joke but this is such a common but braindead take
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Clearly this man is watching the most vanilla of porns.
They got is nut
There's things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size
I do think that in a truly just world, anyone who preaches Quiverful child baring should be kicked in the nuts at least once for every child they claim they want to have.
The comments are totally going to rlbe reasonable with this one😅
Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.
Speak for yourself.
I don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts
Let's test
I probably don't either. I'm just open to the idea.
We don't
You gain pain, and if you are unlucky a slew of side effects.
To be fair there are men who are into ball busting. They would actually legit be asking to be hit in the nuts again.
Interesting logic though 😅
The logic is sound, but the math doesn't check out.
Nutblows don't give you dat sweet sweet oxy
That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.
I'd way rather get kicked in the nuts than have a baby to deal with.
You don't HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you "have to" kiss your partner. But it's called foreplay and it's pretty common?
Maybe between you and your mom /s
it makes the man a crying baby so that's something right?
I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎
Fair
So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That's really not helping your case.
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Objection!
Exhibit A:
The fact it’s a three pack is just.. chefs kiss
The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.
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Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder
If you never shat on a ripped naked dude’s shoulder, you’re missing out on life
Woman want another child is called productive.
Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.
Where's the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn't be shunned, get your nut kicked today!
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