this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 11 points 2 days ago

So only 63-year-olds who can add properly?

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 79 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Worst science fair project ever. Didn't even try to follow the scientific method.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I know? How are they even supposed to prove that?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

I can't show you but it worked. I promise.

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

ANY NEEDS $25 to 2 hours A bandana Dominos

WOMEN from To get Pleas $55 All Night I A M weg Leather coat Black Pants

18 + 45 ured ring I will Be at

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Might be Damien's?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 days ago

Just reading this gave me an orgasm, I'm so wet I'm starting to grow gills.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

Something about that fastener seems out-of-class with the rest of the sign.

What if we just got some Domions instead

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't know what Domions are and feel like I should be afraid to ask.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's the chain pizza place with leathers and whips.

Brb just got a new business idea.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

They are like an ogre, they have layers.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 day ago

Of course! Don't you know science?