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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

It is ideological...

That is what school is in part

[–] gurnu@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Ban rightwingers from living & breathing. Only way to get a better world for people with compassion

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Very Jesusy.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

*except nazis.

Needed edits anyway.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

This is obviously to deal with excessive vampire problem schools are facing

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Next up: Changing that pesky "E Pluribus Unum."

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Idaho doesn't want kids being any smarter than the adults in change. Which is anything after 3rd grade.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I wish they were wrong that it was a big political or ideological divide, but here we are.

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